Q:The "so tiny/Uncle Wayne" thing you just posted? Who's that girl?
Don’t know actually. Anyone out there know?
If you insist…
Q:Hello I'm new to tumblr and would really appreciate it if you could give me a shout out? <3
For sure.. I am not sure how many people who follow me are into insects though! hehe
Q:There was this girl around town I always had a thing for, she always smiled at me and then my Dad married her Mom. We all moved in together and I found her crying one day in the bathroom, She said I can't believe they made you my brother, I've always loved you. I just bent down kissed her and carried her to my bedroom. I don't care if legally she's my sister I love her and we won't ever stop having sex. Her mom caught us making out last week and just said well at least you two are getting along.
Q:Again about this cousin case. She doesn't own a vibe and I don't even know does she masturbate. How should I check?
Not sure how you check such a thing. Ask her?
Q:Is your profile picture of yourself? If so you are extremely good looking : )
Is it just me…
Or does tumblr just seem full of people posing as under 18 girls to trick blogs into doing something wrong? To the point of contacting people through KIK and saying “hey don’t tell anyone I’m underage, I just want to talk dirty, is that okay?” Uhhh. No. Go fuck yourselves internet sleuths.
Q:How do I get my dad to fuck me?
Honestly you could probably just ask. Seduce him. It will most likely work.Oh wait, you’re not 18. So wait a couple years. Depending on your state. :p
Here is a story sent in by one of our readers. Sounds like a great night.
Sleeping in the bed with my Mother one night. I was horny and my Mother was sleeping in a pair of tinker bell pajamas. She was sleeping pretty hard from the whiskey shots. I got up the nerve to try an touch her. I started with her nipples lightly running my fingers over them. After a lil teasing her nipples got almost as hard as my dick. I got a little braver and moved down to her pussy.
I rubbed over her pajamas at first lightly then applying more pressure. I could fill her moving her hips slightly. When I slipped my hand inside of her pants she tried to resist a little but I continued to slide my hand down, as I reached her pussy there was a small amount of hair cut real short. Her pussy was soaked even her pubes were wet. I started to play with her clit, it was hard and swollen. Man she was so wet. After I played with the outside of her pussy for a while I slipped a finger into her. She was moving an tossing around in the bed a lot.
I was getting into it I could fill her getting wetter an squeezing on my fingers with her pussy. I started to use more fingers an really go at her. She was moaning an squeezing my hand with her legs. I pulled my hand out an tried to push her legs apart so I could go down in her but she just held her legs together an was mumbling no. So all I could do was crawl back up beside her and lay back down.
She pretended to be asleep the whole time but I believe she was awake. We never spoke a word to each other about it